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Only In America: Easy Curves

As the only full blooded American who writes for this site (Grady is part Asian, which, in South Dakota terms, means he’s black) I felt compelled to come up with something to post on the site today that would accurately represent how much I love the country in which I live. My initial idea […]

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Adam | July 4th, 2008 | Continued

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Entry Level Loser 2: Starmail Warehouse

This likely wasn’t my second job ever, I just can’t remember where it fit in. I think I was in high school when I had it. Now, for those who read of my adventures at Best Value Restaurant and recall I said it was my first job, and I was in college, you’ll […]

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Fortey | July 3rd, 2008 | Continued

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In Memoriam: My Grampa

In honour of Canada day, I am posting a little something about my late grand-father, a veteran of Wold War II with the Canadian forces.
My earliest memories of my grampa are of visiting the farm. I’d marvel from the backseat of my parent’s car as we’d turn off of the civilized highway onto the […]

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Glenn | July 1st, 2008 | Continued

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Entry Level Loser: Best Value Family Restaurant

To begin, some background. I’m in my late 20’s, I live in a moderately sized Canadian city of around 350,000 people, I am university educated and I’m not horribly disfigured or afflicted with Tourette’s. In a crowd, I would not stand out and the police have never kicked my door in. I’m […]

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Fortey | June 30th, 2008 | Continued

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Lawns of the Future: 9 Sci-Fi Lawn and Garden Tools

The future is happening all around us as we watch daytime TV or work for our sad paycheck that can barely buy us our weekly requirements of alcohol and hookers, let alone the flying cars that are being hurried down the line to make our lives more convenient/horribly dangerous. And now, to add […]

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Fortey | June 27th, 2008 | Continued

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About the Site
Scenic Anemia is the result of what happened when some of the funniest damn mostly unknown comedy writers on the internet came together to form a Voltron like machine of hilarity. Or something to that effect.
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The Adventures of Fortey

Welcome! The Adventures of Fortey is a retarded webcomic based on the life of internet comedy superstar, Ian Fortey. According to Fortey, “It’s about time!”
The mythos surrounding Fortey and his transient ways can be a little daunting for someone unfamiliar with the site. For the two or three interested parties out there, I have […]

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24Jun2008 | Glenn | 15 comments | Continued
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In Which I Become a Fortune Teller

In an ideal world, the fortune cookie is the highlight of any Chinese dinner. It’s not unusual to find yourself feeling a bit unworthy after gorging on mountains of fried rice, vegetables, egg rolls, deliciously deep fried meats and enough MSG to kill a thriving nation. Is there really a place for me, […]

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24Jun2008 | Adam | 4 comments | Continued
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A Jim Henson Production: Man Muppets Walk Amongst Us

For reasons that are sure to frighten and confuse any of us not fully familiar with the Rogers and Hammerstein catalogue, someone hatched the TV show How Do You Solve a Problem like Maria, a reality show dedicated to casting the stage production of The Sound of Music. The mind boggles at the levels […]

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22Jun2008 | Fortey | 4 comments | Continued
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Awfully Delicious: 8 Foods That Sound Awful But Taste Great

They say there’s no accounting for taste, and that’s because they’re jerks. That aside, the world is all filthy with oodles of zany food items that look or smell about as appealing as eating macaroni and cheese filtered through a net of Louie Anderson’s pubic hairs. But as with pubes and cheese, looks […]

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20Jun2008 | Fortey | 7 comments | Continued
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Halifax is crap: the weblog journal diary receptical

For your edification, I am posting my travel journal for a recent trip to Halifax. In the interest of full disclosure, I should tell you that I go out of my way to present unbiased information with this type of thing, so you people who are looking for hyperbole or whatever will be sorely […]

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20Jun2008 | Glenn | 7 comments | Continued