Feature Article #1

2008: THE YEAR IN AWESOME

If you’re like me, probably you’ve noticed how awesome stuff happens around you all the time due to your rampant self-awesomeness that oozes from your very pores like some kind of kick ass sebum or perhaps a really ultra cool slightly off colored discharge. At any early age I discovered I reeked of awesome and [...]

Fortey | December 30th, 2008 | Continued

Feature Article #2

A Beginner’s Guide To the Wu-Tang Clan

I’ve been called a lot of things in my day.  Awesome, killer, stud, douchebag, Mr. Snickers (long story), total asshole, major asshole, total major asshole.  The list goes on and on.  But more than anything else, time and time again I find myself being referred to as “cross cultural ambassador extraordinaire.”  Before you call bullshit, [...]

Adam | December 28th, 2008 | Continued

Feature Article #3

What Does Everyone Else Do On Christmas?

If you’re like me, a kind and generous soul who truly accepts and celebrates our wonderful differences, you wonder what people who aren’t Christian or really want an Amazon gift card for Christmas do on December 25. Being the paragon of journalistic integrity, I googled a few key words in an attempt to reach out [...]

Erica | December 25th, 2008 | Continued

Feature Article #4

Great Last Minute Gifts For People You Hate

Once again it’s upon us, the most stressful time of the year, Christmas.  It’s bad enough that you have to put up with making travel plans, remembering to send Christmas cards and deciding which Christmas song will finally thrust you to the brink of a self inflicted gunshot wound if you hear it one more [...]

Adam | December 24th, 2008 | Continued

Feature Article #5

The True-Life History of Christmas

Ever since my cousin Gerard shared his musings on International Santas I’ve felt I needed to contribute my own educational discourse on the holidays we’re now enjoying the way a hobo enjoys a good bottle of Lysol, or a soft-tongued rat nibbling away at errant cheese trapped in his mighty hobo net of pubes, what [...]

Fortey | December 20th, 2008 | Continued

About this Site

ScenicAnemia is the brainchild of Nasa scientists and several adult film stars who joined forces to create the internet comedy phenoms that are Adam, Ian, Glenn and Grady.  Their assorted works can be found on websites like Cracked.com and several other websites Ian forgets the name of.
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