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Glenn is the architect of archons, the father of fatuity, and the sex-symbol of sanguinity. He fogs the mind and mines the soul. If he were an animal, Glenn would be put down for reasons of rabid professionalism and excessive sex drive leading to unsolicited dry humping. As it stands, Glenn busies himself with being Fortey's sex slave. He assures you that this job is about 30-35% less hot than it sounds, unless humping a lubricated armpit is your thing; Glenn doesn't judge.

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In Memoriam: My Grampa

In honour of Canada day, I am posting a little something about my late grand-father, a veteran of Wold War II with the Canadian forces. Update: Originally posted June 1st, 2008, prior to the site apocalypse.
My earliest memories of my grampa are of visiting the farm. I’d marvel from the backseat of my parent’s car [...]

3Sep2008 | Glenn | 0 comments | Continued
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Totally Real Exposé: A chat with the ‘Grape Lady’

by Chuck Farnsworth, Host of the syndicated radio program,Totally Real Exposé
Last week, I had a chance to sit down with a big-time internet celebrity. Her name is Melissa Sander, and she was once an up-and-coming fluff-piece reporter for a local TV station called MyFox Atlanta. Then ‘it’ happened, and she was christened the ‘Grape Lady‘.
Alas, [...]

30Apr2008 | Glenn | 0 comments | Continued