Archive for July, 2008
Rejected By Cracked: 5 Xtreme! Products That Don’t Live Up To Their Name
Of all of the fads of the 90’s that we wish would just die already, advertisers willingness to slap the word XTREME! on the label of just about every product imaginable sits comfortably on top of the list. Doritos, deodorant, soda, socks, it’s all been xtreme! at one time or another. And what separates, [...]
16Jul2008 | Adam | 0 comments | Continued
The Dog Days of Summer: Why I Hate Television
Greetings. My name is Grady, known by my Scenic Anemia cohorts as G Money. I am the forgotten writer on this website, mostly because I don’t do squat besides dole out verbal bitch-slappings on our official forum. Lets just say I’ve been basking in the awesome glory which came as a result of giving Maxim [...]
8Jul2008 | Grady | 0 comments | Continued
Entry Level Loser #3: Vector Marketing
The measure of a man can be easily taken when you see the sorts of things he’s willing to do for money. For instance, I once applied for a job with Vector Marketing knowing nothing about them or what they did. This resulted in being invited not to an interview so much as a seminar [...]
7Jul2008 | Fortey | 0 comments | Continued
I prefer telepathy. 
Stare into a mirror and say Adam three times. 
How i may contact admin this site? I have a question.
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Did you ask him what it was like to get owned by Jack Bauer? 
Lucky duck! I had also figured Pat Sajak was a little light in the toes, if you know what ...
lucky! 
In the words of Tobias Fünke: "I wouldn't kissing that man between the cheeks..." 
agrees, but with this it can not be helped, it is in their blood 
Hilarious, really that was the funniest comeback Ive ever heard. 
So the Willow action figure, it's still for sale, yeah? Grady would love it.